Looking for a substitute wife to reside at our humble abode as actual wife has been to busy to fulfill her duties. Requirements:
- Must make the bed every morning (tucking in the covers just like so)
- Must make toast with peanut butter for breakfast
- Must make killer lunches full of nutritious snacks
- Should keep laundry up-to-date
- Must cuddle the kitties on a daily basis
- Should be willing to offer support after long work days for husband and actual wife
- Must give good back rubs and be willing to do foot rubs (actual wife refuses)
- Should keep house clean at all times, not work too much and wear pearls
You'll get special consideration if you like movies, music, and think the husband is always right.
Inquire within today!
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