I'm currently looking for the following Pills:
A pill that will turn 24 hours in a day into 36!
A pill to instantly drop the exact amount you need gone in less than a week
A pill to de-stress in 5 minutes
A pill to amazingly cure an awfully painful rash
A pill which will make me work/read like a speed demon (kind of like KyleXY!)
A pill to make me unmiserable (is that a word?)
This will do for now, I'll post more as I think of them!