Me on the way to school: Why don't you meet someone new today and make friends.
Lyla; I already know them all. I know everything about everyone! Like *boy name*'s favorite color is green because it can be light green, dark green, or medium green.
After school chatter:
Lyla: Oh, I forgot to tell you! I was playing in gym with *boy name* and I was the dog. And he said boyfriends always help their girlfriends out. So he helped me. (giggling)
Me: Oh dear, another boyfriend.
Lyla: Yeah, I have 3. You know them all. (listing out their names)
Me: What about *boy name*? Wasn't he your boyfriend yesterday?
Lyla: He's fired. And *girl name* is fired too because she told *boy name* I had a crush on him.
Me: (shakes head dreading the teenage years)
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