(Please note this post is intended for sarcasm only.)
Today is a great day! We are going to get a blizzard of epic proportions and my daughter, who stayed up until midnight on New Years, is staying home with me today as I work. She is a bundle of sunshine! My dear husband woke up on the wrong side of the bed and is in such a smashing mood that I could just squeeze him for all the goodness he oozes.
The latte I made at home today to save a few dollars is INCREDIBLY delicious! I have been savoring every sip like it's liquid, golden happiness. And since I've eaten whatever I wanted last month and gained a few pounds back, I can't wait to munch on celery all day long and lose some weight. I love celery to pieces. It is so scrumptious and I could just live off it entirely!
Today is a good day. Loving life! Let the day begin!