Yesterday morning went like this:
Jared: You didn't drink your coffee. You gonna drink it?
Jessie: No, I don't think so.
Jared: Why not?
Jessie: I tried to like it but I just don't like coffee. Tastes of crap.
Jared: Well, you should drink it, it's good for you.
Jessie: (eye roll)
Jared: Coffee helps reduce the risk of cancer.
Jessie: So does red wine. Maybe I'll just drink red wine in the mornings.
Jared: (eye roll)